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Welcome to the Menopause Market — every funny product from the Menopause Mafia in one place. From sarcastic t-shirts and embroidered hats to mugs, tote bags, and water bottles, our shop is packed with survival gear for women who are hot, hormonal, and have simply had it. Sip, carry, or wear your attitude with merch that doubles as therapy and triples as a warning label — because menopause deserves merch as bold as you are.
Welcome to the Menopause Market every funny product from the Menopause Mafia in one place. From sarcastic t-shirts and embroidered hats to mugs, tote bags, and water bottles, our shop is packed with survival gear for women who are hot, hormonal, and have simply had it. Sip, carry, or wear your attitude with merch that doubles as therapy and triples as a warning label because menopause deserves merch as bold as you are.
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    Houston, Texas 77401
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