Carry it all — snacks, wine, regrets. The “Bag of F*****!” tote** is your official sarcasm accessory. Introducing the tote that tells the truth so you don’t have to. The “Bag of F****! (Oh Wait, I’m Out)” tote bag is a bold, sarcastic carryall for women 35–65 who have officially run out of patience (and don’t GAF who knows it).

Made from sturdy cotton and printed on both sides, this bag is built to hold everything: groceries, gym clothes, wine bottles, and whatever’s left of your sanity. Whether you’re running errands, shopping, or giving the finger to humanity, this funny menopause tote bag is a reminder that you are not to be f***** with!

Perfect for gifting to your bestie who swears like a sailor, or for keeping all your emotional baggage in one place. Sustainable, reusable, and guaranteed to earn laughs every time you sling it over your shoulder.

✅ Durable Cotton Tote: Sturdy and eco-friendly
✅ Bag size: 15″ × 15″: Fits groceries, wine bottles, and three midlife meltdowns
✅ Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
✅ Handle length: 26″
✅ Maximum weight limit: 44 lbs.
✅ 100% polyester
✅ Geo Appeal: Designed in the USA, shipped nationwide
✅ Conversation Starter: Gets laughs everywhere from the grocery store to the coffee shop