Meet your new midlife manifesto: “No Period. No Patience. No Problem.” This Bella + Canvas unisex black tee isn’t just clothing — it’s a statement. Made for women 35–65 navigating perimenopause, menopause, or post, it’s soft, flattering, and brutally honest.

Perfect for mornings when coffee is non-negotiable and patience is nowhere to be found, this funny menopause shirt doubles as a survival tool and a fashion choice. Comfortable enough for errands, bold enough to make people think twice, it’s the kind of shirt that says what your face already does.

Designed in the USA and shipped nationwide, it makes the perfect gag gift or everyday essential for women who’ve traded monthly cycles for daily sarcasm.

✅ Premium Bella + Canvas tee: soft, breathable, built for everyday comfort
✅ Bold slogan: “No Period. No Patience. No Problem. Just Don't Talk To Me Till I've Had My Coffee.”
✅ Unisex fit: relaxed + flattering for women 35–65
✅ Funny gift: ideal for perimenopause, menopause & midlife humor
✅ Geo appeal: designed in the USA, shipped nationwide
✅ Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, sarcasm stays sharp
✅ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
✅ Pre-shrunk fabric
✅ Relaxed fit
✅ Pre-shrunk fabric
✅ Crew neck