Shade, sass, and crew  pride — embroidered Mafia hat, est. 2025.

Top off your attitude with the Menopause Mafia Embroidered Hat (Est. 2025). This classic baseball cap tells the world you’re part of the Menopause Mafia — and you didn’t come quietly.

Made for women 35–65 who’ve mastered brain fog, night sweats, and not giving a damn, this embroidered hat is perfect for bad hair days or days you just don’t want to make eye contact with strangers. Adjustable for comfort, durable for daily chaos, and versatile enough to pair with sweats or sass, it’s the crown of midlife rebellion.

A funny menopause gift that ships nationwide, this hat makes it official: you’re a proud member of The Menopause Mafia, and you’ve got the headwear to prove it.

✅ Embroidered design: “Menopause Mafia Est. 2025”
✅ Classic baseball cap fit: adjustable strap for all-day comfort
✅ Funny menopause gift: perfect for women 35–65
✅ Geo appeal: designed in the USA, shipped nationwide
✅ Everyday wear: hides bad hair days & doubles as a warning label
✅ Durable embroidery: built to last longer than your patience
✅ Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
✅ 6 embroidered eyelets
✅ Adjustable strap with antique buckle