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Menopause Mafia Merchandise

This is the survival kit: mugs for caffeine emergencies, totes for emotional baggage, and water bottles for “hydration” (wine optional). Each piece is designed to make you laugh while you haul, sip, or survive another day. Funny, functional, and a little "sweary," these essentials ship nationwide so your daily chaos at least looks coordinated.
This is the survival kit: mugs for caffeine emergencies, totes for emotional baggage, and water bottles for “hydration (wine optional). Each piece is designed to make you laugh while you haul, sip, or survive another day. Funny, functional, and a little "sweary," these essentials ship nationwide so your daily chaos at least looks coordinated.

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Houston, Texas 77401
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