Some days you’re charming, other days you’re… not. That’s where this tee comes in. The “This Is My Don’t Talk to Me T-Shirt” is the ultimate midlife survival tool for women 35–65 who are tired of explaining themselves to people who should know better.

Made with Bella + Canvas softness, this black unisex tee delivers your message loud and clear without you having to "lift a finger." Whether you’re standing in line, side-eyeing your partner, or dodging small talk in the wild, this shirt makes it crystal clear: approach at your own risk.

✅ Premium Quality: Bella + Canvas = soft, breathable, built to outlast your patience
✅ Flattering Fit: Relaxed unisex cut that says “comfortable, not approachable”
✅ Built-In Warning Label: Stops chit-chat before it starts
✅ Geo Appeal: Designed in the USA, shipped nationwide
✅ Perfect Gift: Funny, sarcastic tee for women who’ve had enough
✅ Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, continue ignoring everyone
✅ Relaxed fit
✅ Pre-shrunk fabric
✅ Crew neck