Skip the treadmill, embrace the tantrums. The “Mood Swings Are My Cardio” mug is the only workout gear you’ll actually use — filled with coffee, tea, or wine. Designed in the USA, shipped nationwide.

Why sweat at the gym when you can rage your way to calorie burn? The “Mood Swings Are My Cardio” 11 oz ceramic mug is the official training cup of women 35–65 who already know midlife comes with enough workouts: pacing, ranting, and side-eyeing humanity.

Made with durable ceramic and printed on both sides, this mug delivers sarcasm with every sip. Whether you’re caffeinating, hydrating or refilling, this funny menopause coffee mug makes sure your mornings (and meltdowns) are powered properly.

Perfect as a gift for your bestie in crime or as your own reminder that cardio comes in many forms — especially becoming a gold medalist in tossing and turning.

✅ 11 oz Ceramic Mug: Classic size, dishwasher & microwave safe
✅ Double-Sided Print: Bold slogan visible left or right handed
✅ Funny & Relatable: Midlife humor + sarcasm = daily laugh
✅ Geo Appeal: Designed in the USA, shipped nationwide
✅ Perfect Gift: For women 35–65, perimenopause survivors, or snark queens
✅ Multi-Purpose: Works for coffee, tea, wine, or survival juice
✅ Lead and BPA-free material