Introducing the Me-No-Poc-A-Lypse — because if you’re living through menopause, you deserve merch that says exactly what it feels like: apocalyptic, unpredictable, and kind of hilarious.

Made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton, this Bella + Canvas V-neck is soft, breathable, and built for every midlife meltdown. It’s pre-shrunk, so unlike your patience, it won’t shrink under pressure. With a regular fit, side-seamed construction, and cover-stitched neckline, this shirt flatters, forgives, and lets you move freely while surviving hormonal chaos.

Designed for women 35–65 who know that menopause isn’t the end — it’s just the start of the Me-No-Poc-A-Lypse (and we’re thriving, sort of). It’s funny, comfy, and guaranteed to get a knowing nod from every woman who’s ever yelled “is it hot in here?” for the third time today.

✅ 100% combed ring-spun cotton — softer than your last nerve
✅ Pre-shrunk fabric — won’t change size, even if you do
✅ Regular fit — relaxed enough for mood swings
✅ Side-seamed construction — holds shape like your last shred of sanity
✅ Cover-stitched V-neck & hemmed sleeves — clean lines, zero effort
✅ Funny + functional — wearable therapy for the Me-No-Poc-A-Lypse
✅ Geo appeal — designed in the USA, shipped nationwide