Some candles glow. This one roasts your reality. The “Menopause… When Your Flashes Burn Hotter Than This Flame” Candle is the ultimate midlife gag gift and survival accessory for women navigating perimenopause, menopause, or post menopause.

Made with soy wax and sarcasm, it’s a candle that knows exactly what you’re going through: nights that feel like infernos, moods that flare up out of nowhere, and a heat that no thermostat can tame. Unlike hormones, this flame is reliable, steady, and smells way better than your 3 a.m. sweat session.

Designed in the USA and shipped nationwide, this funny menopause candle is perfect for gifting to yourself or your Mafia sisters. Light it when you’re hot, cold, irritated, or all three in the same five minutes — because this wick burns steady even when you don’t.

✅ Cinnamon Vanilla Scented
✅ 100% Natural soy wax: clean burn, fewer toxins, longer lasting
✅ 100% cotton wick
✅ Burns for 50–60 hours
✅ Product weight: 9 oz
✅ Bold design: “Menopause… When Your Flashes Burn Hotter Than This Flame”
✅ Funny gift: ideal for perimenopause, menopause & midlife humor
✅ Relatable + sarcastic: ambiance with attitude for women 35–65
✅ Geo appeal: designed in the USA, shipped nationwide
✅ Everyday essential: light when patience melts faster than wax

• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)

• Product sourced from the US