Finally, something in midlife that makes sense: a candle. The “Unlike Menopause, This Candle Makes Sense” Candle is witty, sarcastic, and the perfect gift for women navigating perimenopause, menopause, or post menopause with a sense of humor.

Made with natural soy wax and a bold label design, this funny menopause candle is equal parts attitude and ambiance. Light it up when you’re hot, cold, confused, or wide awake at 3 a.m. — basically anytime menopause is doing its thing.

Whether you keep it for yourself or gift it to a friend, this candle is more reliable than hormones, more consistent than sleep, and way less complicated than explaining a mood swing. Designed in the USA and shipped nationwide, it’s a great gift for the other hot women in your life.

✅ White Sage + Lavender Scented
✅ 100% Natural Soy wax: clean burn, fewer toxins, longer lasting
✅ 100% Cotton Wick
✅ Burns for 50–60 hours
✅ Product weight: 9 oz
✅ Bold label: “Unlike Menopause, This Candle Makes Sense”
✅ Funny gift: ideal for perimenopause, menopause & midlife humor
✅ Multi-use: light for laughs, relaxation, or silent screaming
✅ Geo appeal: designed in the USA, shipped nationwide
✅ Everyday essential: because sometimes laughter is the best therapy