Introducing the only hydration gear worthy of a Hot Flash Hit Squad member. The “Proud Member of the Hot Flash Hit Squad” Water Bottle from The Menopause Mafia keeps your cool (and your coffee, tea, or emotional support water) under control — even when your hormones aren’t.

Made from high-quality stainless steel with lead- and BPA-free materials, this durable bottle is built for midlife mayhem. Available in 25 oz and 40 oz sizes, it comes with your choice of a press-in lid or a screw-on straw lid, so you can sip, swear, and survive in style.

Hand-wash only (because no one needs another meltdown), this bottle makes the perfect gift for women 35–65 navigating the wild ride of perimenopause, menopause, or post menopause. Designed in the USA and shipped nationwide, it’s the hydration hero every Mafia member deserves.

✅ Stainless steel design: durable, toxin-free, long-lasting
✅ Two size options: 25 oz (press-in lid) or 40 oz (straw lid)
✅ Bold, double-sided slogan: “Proud Member of the Hot Flash Hit Squad”
✅ Funny + functional: hydration with humor for midlife women
✅ Geo appeal: designed in the USA, shipped nationwide
✅ Care: hand wash only (because patience and dishwashers don’t mix)