Your squad cap: embroidered, badass, and hotter than your last flash.

Membership has its privileges — and now it has headwear. The Hot Flash Hit Squad Embroidered Hat is a classic baseball cap that makes it official: you’re part of the only crew where sweating, swearing, and surviving midlife are all in the job description.

Embroidered in bold stitching, this hat is built for women 35–65 who know that squad pride means more than brunch invites — it’s about caffeine, chaos, and looking unbothered when patience runs out. Adjustable for comfort, durable for daily wear, and guaranteed to outlast your last good mood, this cap is the ultimate midlife uniform.

A funny menopause gift for yourself or your ride-or-die, this embroidered cap ships nationwide and proves you’re hotter, tougher, and way funnier than anyone gives you credit for.
 
✅ Embroidered design: “Hot Flash Hit Squad” on the front, "The Menopause Mafia.com" on the back
✅ 100% chino cotton twill
✅ Classic baseball cap fit: adjustable strap with antique buckle for all-day comfort
✅ Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
✅ 6 embroidered eyelets
✅ 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
✅ Funny menopause gift: perfect for women 35–65
✅ Geo appeal: designed in the USA, shipped nationwide
✅ Everyday wear: hides bad hair days & doubles as a warning label for anyone brave enough to approach you
✅ Durable embroidery: built to last longer than your patience