Stay hydrated, stay sarcastic. The “Sweat, Swear, Sip, Repeat” Water Bottle is the official midlife hydration plan for women 35–65. Made from stainless steel, this bottle keeps your drinks cold while you keep your cool (or at least attempt to).
 
Perfect for perimenopause, menopause, or post menopause, this funny water bottle doubles as both survival gear and a gag gift. Whether you’re at the gym, running errands, or just surviving another night of zero sleep, it says exactly what you’re living: sweat through it, swear about it, sip something cold, and repeat until further notice.
 
Designed in the USA and shipped nationwide, it’s a hilarious menopause gift for yourself or any Mafia sister who knows hydration is the only thing standing between her and menopausal chaos.

Durable, lightweight, and shipped nationwide, it’s a must-have for your midlife survival kit.

✅ Stainless steel design: durable, lightweight, keeps drinks cold
✅ Bold slogan: “Sweat, Swear, Sip, Repeat”
✅ Funny gift: perfect for perimenopause, menopause & midlife humor
✅ Practical + sassy: hydration with attitude for women 35–65
✅ Geo appeal: designed in the USA, shipped nationwide
✅ Easy care: hand wash only, sarcasm stays fresh
✅ Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
✅ Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
✅ 32 oz. (950 ml)
✅ Glossy finish
✅ Rotating handle
✅ Comes with an anti-slip patch
✅ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.