Welcome to the Hot Flash Hit Squad — the loudest, funniest, most unbothered crew in midlife. Crafted from Bella + Canvas softness, this unisex fit t-shirt looks badass on every Menopause Mafia member. Whether you’re grabbing lattes in LA, sipping cold brew in Chicago, or fueling up in Ft. Worth, this funny menopause t-shirt makes sure everyone knows your morning rules. Perfect to wear as your personal armor to defend against anyone who dares speak before the caffeine kicks in.

Made for Mafia sisters who know that mood swings, brain fog, and unpredictable nights are part of the battle — and laughter is the best weapon. Perfect for errands, coffee runs, or anytime you want people to know you’re not to be messed with.

✅ Premium Quality: Bella + Canvas unisex tee = buttery-soft, breathable, durable
✅ Flattering Fit: Relaxed cut that looks badass on every Mafia member
✅ Bold Design: “Hot Flash Hit Squad” printed in crisp, bold lettering
✅ Conversation Starter: Squad status = officially upgraded
✅ USA Shipping: Printed on demand and shipped nationwide
✅ Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, keep living unapologetically
✅ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
✅ Pre-shrunk fabric
✅ Relaxed fit
✅ Crew neck