For when you’re officially over it — the “H2 Over It” Water Bottle keeps your drinks cold while your hormones keep things unpredictable. Made from durable stainless steel, this midlife survival essential is built for women 35–65 who want hydration with attitude.
 
Perfect for perimenopause, menopause, or post menopause, this funny water bottle says what we’re all thinking: over the hot nights, over the mood swings, and definitely over explaining ourselves. Whether at the gym, office, or in line at the pharmacy, this bottle is both a conversation starter and a lifeline all in one.
 
Designed in the USA and shipped nationwide, it’s a hilarious menopause gift for yourself or your Mafia sisters. Because sometimes, water is the only thing keeping us out of trouble.

✅ Stainless steel: durable, lightweight, keeps drinks cold
✅ Bold slogan: “H2 Over It”
✅ Funny gift: perfect for perimenopause, menopause & midlife humor
✅ Sassy + practical: hydration that matches your energy
✅ Geo appeal: designed in the USA, shipped nationwide
✅ Easy care: hand wash only, sarcasm stays intact
✅ Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
✅ 32 oz.
✅ Glossy finish
✅ Rotating handle
✅ Comes with an anti-slip patch
✅ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.