The Menopause Mafia: A Company Built On Sweat, Swearing and Sisterhood

Let’s get one thing straight: I didn’t exactly plan to build a company around menopause. There was never a childhood dream of, “One day I’ll grow up and make hot flashes funny.” Nope. The Menopause Mafia was born from sheer desperation and a solid “f** it” moment.

Every so-called “solution” I could find treated menopause like a minor inconvenience when it’s actually a full-blown hormonal demolition derby. So I ditched the pamphlets, picked up the punchlines — and just like that, The Mafia was born. The Menopause Mafia exists because midlife punched me in the face — and instead of staying down on the mat, I decided to get up, give it the biggest roundhouse right I could muster and then build a sisterhood out of it.

From Chaos to Community

Perimenopause, menopause, post-menopause — call it what you want, but it’s basically nature’s longest-running prank. One minute I’m crying over a soup commercial, the next I’m threatening to rip my thermostat out of the wall with the force of a category 5 hurricane.

Then there's the medical world who loves to give us five-minute appointments and vague advice like, "just reduce your stress.” "Oh ok, cool Dr., let me just cross “life” off my to-do list."

So I built the thing I couldn’t find anywhere else: a space where we can roll our eyes, vent about brain fog, and admit we’d rather binge true crime documentaries than even think about “sexy time.” The Menopause Mafia: where coping meets comedy, and we call that healing.

Why The Mafia?

Because this stage of life deserves more than whispers and wine memes. (And let’s be honest — we’ve all got enough wine memes saved in our phones already.) The Mafia is bold, loud, and unapologetic. We talk about the stuff nobody else does:

• Chin hairs that could poke an eye out.

• Libido vanishing like it’s in the Witness Protection Program.

• Wrinkles that prove we’ve smiled — and scowled — our way through life.

• Hot flashes strong enough to power a small village.

It’s not about hiding. It’s about owning this stage with humor, honesty, and a little bit of side-eye.

Sisterhood Over Silence

Here’s the thing: menopause can feel isolating, but it doesn’t have to. Every symptom, every laugh, every “WTF moment” is proof that we’re in this together. The Mafia is for the women who are tired of pretending everything’s fine when their brain feels like it’s buffering, their hair is thinning faster than their patience, and their night sweats are auditioning for SeaWorld. We don’t do beige. We do bold. We don’t whisper. We laugh, loudly. And we sure as hell don’t apologize for talking about the stuff other people are too uncomfortable to say out loud.

Why Join Us?

Because there’s literally nothing else like this. Other communities? Zero. Nada. Zilch. Just endless scrolling through Google at 2 a.m., trying to figure out if your mood swings are normal or if you’re actually possessed. The Menopause Mafia gives you what you really need:

• Connection with women who get it.

• Humor to keep you sane when your hormones won’t.

• Resources that are actually helpful (and not written by someone who still uses “the change” as a phrase).

• Permission to laugh at the absurdity of it all — while taking back your confidence.

Ready to Get In?

Here’s your invitation:

👉 Become a Mafia Member Today, Spaces are limited! Get access to masterclasses, sisterhood, resources, and unfiltered, funny AF conversations you won’t find anywhere else.

The Menopause Mafia...Serving hot flashes, hormones, and humor since 2025.