The Menopause Mafia
MEMBERSHIP PACKAGES
"Because "DIY" Menopause Is How True Crime Documentaries Start"
HOT MESS EXPRESS
47$Every monthPerfect for the woman who’s just trying to survive without losing her keys, her mind, or her family.Valid for 12 months- Monthly Mafia Masterclass
- Access to The Hot Flash Hangout (Private Community)
- The "Don't Lose Your S*** Kits" (Resources for your Sanity)
- Fork It Favorites (A menopausal-friendly recipe each month)
- Mafia Move of the Month (Quick Wellness/Workout Tip)
SWEATY & STEADY
97$Every monthHalf sweat, half sass, all the tools you need to survive midlife without a criminal record. Membership plan includes EVERYTHING IN HOT MESS EXPRESS, PLUS:Valid for 12 months- Monthly Mafia Masterclass
- Access to The Hot Flash Hangout (Private Community)
- The "Don't Lose Your S*** Kits" (Resources for your Sanity)
- Fork It Favorites (A menopausal-friendly recipe each month)
- Mafia Move of the Month (Quick Wellness/Workout Tip)
- PLUS: Guided Journal Prompts & Mood/Symptom Trackers
- PLUS: Symptom-Specific Resource Vault
- PLUS: Discounts on Menopause Mafia Merchandise
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HORMONAL HEAVYWEIGHT
197$Every monthTime to throw a few punches and smack those "zero wrinkle" influencers in the face. Package includes everything in HOT MESS EXPRESS & SWEATY & STEADY, PLUS:Valid for 12 months- Monthly Mafia Masterclass
- Access to The Hot Flash Hangout (Private Community)
- The "Don't Lose Your S*** Kits" (Resources for your Sanity)
- Fork It Favorites (A menopausal-friendly recipe each month)
- Mafia Move of the Month (Quick Wellness/Workout Tip)
- Guided Journal Prompts & Mood/Symptom Trackers
- Symptom-Specific Resource Vault
- Discounts on Menopause Mafia Merchandise
- PLUS: Monthly 1:1 Coaching Call with Misti (30 mins)
- PLUS: VIP Blog & Podcast Access (First Launch & Listen)
- PLUS: Exclusive VIP Invite to Mini-Workshops (2x/Year)
- PLUS: Priority Access to New Menopause Vault Resources
- PLUS: Bigger Menopause Mafia Merchandise Discounts
- PLUS: Founding Menopause Mafia Member Gift
More About The Menopause Mafia Memberships
Membership = Community + Collective support + Sisterhood + Sanity.
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What is it: A global sisterhood of midlife women where unapologetic humor, real-life stories, and “finally someone gets me” conversations.
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What you get:
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Connection, camaraderie, and the kind of community you can’t find anywhere else.
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Access to group coaching calls, workshops, and resources like symptom hacks, lifestyle tips, and exclusive content.
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Humor-fueled survival strategies to help you feel less alone (and way more badass).
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Discounts and early-access to new products.
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The vibe: Think of it like a group chat with your funniest, smartest, most brutally honest girlfriends.
It’s basically Hulu for your sanity — only we don’t make you watch ads.
"But don't just believe me,
here are more hot takes from Mafia Members"
“The Menopause on the Mic Podcast and Brain Fog Blog make me laugh out loud — even on days when I’m crabby as hell, dealing with mood swings, brain fog, and night sweats. The Hormonal Heavyweight membership package has been a lifeline for me.”
D. Brown
Join Mafia Mail
Get emails hotter than your night sweats and twice as entertaining!
Become part of our Mafia Mail email list and finally have a menopause game plan that’s more useful than your cousin’s Facebook advice.
You’ll get hot tips, member exclusives, and a front-row seat to this beautiful hormonal dumpster fire.