Misti Graham

Welcome, detectives of The Menopause Mafia, to another chaotic chapter of the Brain Fog Blog — your go-to headquarters for midlife humor, menopause realness, and hot-flash-fueled wisdom. Today, we’re investigating one of the most baffling women’s health mysteries of perimenopause and midlife: ✨ The Case of the Missing Low Libido  ✨ If your sex drive has recently packed its bags, ghosted you, and left no forwarding address, don’t panic.You ’re not alone.You’re hormonal...so grab your detective...

Hot flashes are dramatic. They’re theatrical. They’re chaotic. They’re unpredictable. They’re genuinely some of the most cinematic moments of menopause. And after experiencing approximately 4 million of them, I feel confident saying: My hot flashes deserve an award. Not sympathy. Not cooling towels. An actual AWARD. So let’s break down the official 7 stages of a hot flash — the scientifically inaccurate but emotionally correct way. Stage 1: “Is It Warm in Here?” — The Denial Stage Denial is...

Let’s get one thing straight: I didn’t exactly plan  to build a company around menopause. There was never a childhood dream of, “One day I’ll grow up and make hot flashes funny.” Nope. The Menopause Mafia was born from sheer desperation and a solid “f** it” moment. Every so-called “solution” I could find treated menopause like a minor inconvenience when it’s actually a full-blown hormonal demolition derby. So I ditched the pamphlets, picked up the punchlines — and just like that, The Mafia...